The mystery of Joe Biden's new boat anchor shoes has been solved, and the answer is bad news for the country.
As reported last Wednesday, Biden was filmed stumbling across the South Lawn. That's not an unusual sight these days, but it was what was on his feet that left people asking questions.
A year prior, the president's handlers had switched him to "dress sneakers," i.e. dress shoes with a sole more akin to a tennis shoe. That came after a series of falls, including while boarding Air Force One and while giving a commencement speech at the U.S. Air Force Academy.
When Biden came strutting across the lawn on Wednesday, though, something was different. Despite being in a full suit, he appeared to wearing comically large shoes that didn't look like "dress sneakers." Were they just a new brand or had things escalated further?
The mystery has now been solved. Behold, the leader of the free world.
Biden's handlers are forcing him to wear a new pair of "lifestyle sneakers" because he trips so much
In video, there's a zoomed-in still shot of the shoes. They are oversized Hoka-branded tennis shoes that look like they were made with big enough soles to balance a whale on top of. There's a large overhand coming off the back presumably meant to keep Biden from tipping over backwards.
The President of the United States has to wear giant-soled tennis shoes just to walk across the grass to board a helicopter. He's wearing them with suits, not workout clothes.
The country is now at the place where its current president can't walk properly without special shoes. What's next? A cane? A golf cart ride out to the helicopter? And even then, that wouldn't matter if it wasn't coupled with Biden's senility. He's both physically and mentally deteriorating before our eyes. Yet, he's running to lead the country for another four years. There's just no way.
As reported last Wednesday, Biden was filmed stumbling across the South Lawn. That's not an unusual sight these days, but it was what was on his feet that left people asking questions.
A year prior, the president's handlers had switched him to "dress sneakers," i.e. dress shoes with a sole more akin to a tennis shoe. That came after a series of falls, including while boarding Air Force One and while giving a commencement speech at the U.S. Air Force Academy.
When Biden came strutting across the lawn on Wednesday, though, something was different. Despite being in a full suit, he appeared to wearing comically large shoes that didn't look like "dress sneakers." Were they just a new brand or had things escalated further?
The mystery has now been solved. Behold, the leader of the free world.
Biden's handlers are forcing him to wear a new pair of "lifestyle sneakers" because he trips so much
In video, there's a zoomed-in still shot of the shoes. They are oversized Hoka-branded tennis shoes that look like they were made with big enough soles to balance a whale on top of. There's a large overhand coming off the back presumably meant to keep Biden from tipping over backwards.
The President of the United States has to wear giant-soled tennis shoes just to walk across the grass to board a helicopter. He's wearing them with suits, not workout clothes.
The country is now at the place where its current president can't walk properly without special shoes. What's next? A cane? A golf cart ride out to the helicopter? And even then, that wouldn't matter if it wasn't coupled with Biden's senility. He's both physically and mentally deteriorating before our eyes. Yet, he's running to lead the country for another four years. There's just no way.
